One time, I took more pills than I can remember and accepted I’d be dead within the hour. Don’t ever call me weak."
Michael Lee - Waking Up Naked(via pleasedontfindmyurl)
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
how do children EXIST
aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “individual” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award
When people ask me to lead them in prayer
- Frank Ocean (via fldovr)
HARRY POTTER FAN. JUST PRESS PLAY
That moment when your face just lights up and you smile uncontrollably.
It made me smile :3